Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

How does a man with no nose smell?

Terrible!

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

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Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.