Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.