Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.