Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Budget Jokes More Budget Jokes

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously