What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.