What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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What are you?

Broke.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.