How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.