Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.