Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon