What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

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What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.