What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.