What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.