What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.