What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Previous Random Joke Next

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is the best pickup line for Rwandans?

Congratulations! Your parents survived the genocide!"

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".