How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".