What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

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What's the stupidest, most useless comment that can still earn you some karma?

This

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".