Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.