Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.