How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash