What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

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What does Gordon program in?

FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum