They paint the town dead!
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.
Walkers
Because he was de-composing.
She identified as pump-kin.
College tuition
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Paints the town red
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
