How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

How did the depressed man get around town?

Moped

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.