They paint the town dead!
Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.
Who are you wearing *
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
The cat ate her.
Pump-Kin
One squeeze and they're all over you.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
ChristMAAAAAAAAAS
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.