Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Young Ghost Jokes More Young Ghost Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.