How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!