How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.