Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.