Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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What's a ghost's favorite data type?

BOO-lean!

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!