How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...