What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ?

Pen Gwyn !

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus