How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

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Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.