Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

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Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.