What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.