What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.