Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!