Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.