Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

A: Bach in the saddle again.