How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.