How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....