How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

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Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

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What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet