How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.