A: Tulips.
Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.
Violet
A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Two pirates.
A dandy lion!
An oopsy daisy.
Tulips on your organ.