How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

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You poker face!

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.