How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!