How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How do you tell when somebodies a vegan?

You don't, they will tell you.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.