What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"