How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

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Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!