How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?

You slap him and he slaps you back !

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.