Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

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Why are they called The Fine Bros?

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs