What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common?

They have both been fingered by their brother.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.