What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy