How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

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Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.