How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.