Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.