Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Statistician Jokes More Statistician Jokes

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

How do you know statisticians are always serious?

They mean what they say.