How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.