How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.