Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

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When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.