Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.