Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.