How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

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What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?

No whey."

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!