How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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How do you make a strawberry shake?

You put it in a freezer!

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.