Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.