Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.