How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Previous Random Joke Next
Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Software Jokes More Software Jokes

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!