How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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How do you make a redditor impatient?

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.