What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube?

Sunscribe.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel