What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What person strives to ensure safety for horses?

Ralph Neighder!

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix