How do you make a dead baby float?

Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.