Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.