Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!