What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !