What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What do you say to a burn victim if you pour acid on them?

Woops, tee hee.

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.