How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

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What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles